If you think you write as well as I do

FUCKING

AMAZE

ME

Really I don't think you're capable of this potentially lucrative feat, as am I.

I write a lot, improving my words, while you're doing some stupid shit, and I can't respect that. If you're thinking, "I could do that if I tried," well—prove it.

"But really Jeff, I could do what you are."

You're fucking NOT, and that's what matters.