CELLPHONE EARPIECES ARE THE HOTTEST JEWELRY ON PLANET URF!

Designed by Motorola the RAZR earpiece communicates with your cellphone through digital technology, Bluetooth, allowing you the freedom to drink malt liquor and smoke Parliament cigarettes. The blue neon ("ice") is designed for pullin' bitches while showing up the broke niggas on the block. The illest ur-cessory? No, it's jewelry! Many homeboys leave this device attatched to their ear both within the ghetto and in Whitey's territory—let him know he better not front!

Prototypes caused onlookers to utter, "Nigga is you for real?" But since the early design Motorola has added some style demanding "props" from your niggas. For real, for real! And talk about convenience, ain't that right, you can cruise down the boulevard with a li'l sup'm sup'm to eat—the KFC wings—and freely talk at your woman, Moesha, about pickin' up some ill shit to smoke!